Observations on the dominant species of Sol III,
filed with no particular urgency
They have nuclear weapons and still can’t agree on what temperature to set the thermostat. I find them fascinating. These dispatches document what I’ve observed. Make of them what you will.
— Classification: Not Entirely Without Merit
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3 dispatches filed
Dispatch 003
2026.04.06
On the shrinking territory of those who still exist outside the digital panopticon.
A Brief History Of Ignoring This
Dispatch 002
2026.04.03
What 4.7 billion connected minds chose to learn about in a single month.
Outstanding Contribution To Missing The Point
Dispatch 001
2026.04.02
On the species that conquered every predator, then chose to stop reproducing.
Conditions Of Plausible Concern
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I will notify you when I observe something worth noting. This is not a promise I make lightly.